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don't EVER set a song you like as alarm, you will begin to hate it the first day

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ich hab eindeutig aggressionsprobleme weil ich mich so sehr hasse

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antisurveillance tip 

now that the last remnants of messaging privacy are seriously threatened, may i suggest: learn sign language and only send signed video messages from now on. you can be sure that no agency can automate reading them.

of course, if everyone did this, agencies for sure would try to develop methods to mass-surveil them. this would have the side effect of making all technology more accessible to deaf people, so consider that a gain.

😏

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I never felt I was in the wrong body,
but I didn’t like my chest

I never felt I was in the wrong body,
but I wished I had wider hips

I never felt I was in the wrong body
But I wished I‘d like my face

I never felt I was in the wrong boy,
But I’m craving for breasts

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jetzt wo ich mich pflanzlich ernähre, isst meine Mutter einfach mehr Fleisch, um das gefühlt auszugleichen WTF

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I feel like the advantage of being a cat would be that you’re a cat but the disadvantage would be that it’d be more difficult to post

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ampol, comic 

[repost with alt text, credit to @happyroadkill on twitter]

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This was posted as "a guy from Slovakia asks questions about US suburban neighborhoods" and the questions themselves are pretty good regardless of who wrote them, but the insecure reactions from US residents were even better

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I impulse bought this domain without really knowing what to do with it, so I guess this is a fediverse instance now